Ian: Hi, Auntie Tiffy!
Me: Hi, Buddy!
Ian: Guess what?
Ian: I WUV you!
Me: Awww…I love you too, Buddy!
Ian: Are you having fun at your house?
Me: Yes, I am having fun at my house.
Ian: Do you have a house.
Me: Yes, yes I do.
Me: So, did you just stick the Reese’s Pieces up your nose just to see what would happen?
Me: Well from now on, candy only goes in your mouth and not your nose, ok, dude?
Ian: Ok, dude.