I get that times are tough but when I see things like this, we move quickly from tough to defcon 5 in the fashion world. This horrifying display is brought to you by the impulse buy section next to the cash wrap at Walgreens. Under NO circumstance is the so-called “popcorn shirt” an appropriate choice. Ever. I don’t care if it is “heavier fabric,” or ridiculously inexpensive. You will not merely be handing over your hard-earned $10 but a piece of your soul as well.