Rancher’s Reserve isn’t the only meat at the market

Sunday evening as I exit Safeway at 7th & Cabrillo I am accosted by 3 guys, one of whom is wearing a helmet and standing next to a flourescent green crotch rocket.

Dude 1: (to me) Hey, do you like this bike?

Me: Not particularly

Dude 1: What kind of bike would impress you?

Me: To be honest, my parents ride motorcycles, so it really doesn’t do a thing for me

Dude 1: What would impress you, then?

Dude 3 (in the helmet): How about leaving her alone?

Me: Good call

(Dude 2 never spoke)


Boys are dumb.


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