Sunday evening as I exit Safeway at 7th & Cabrillo I am accosted by 3 guys, one of whom is wearing a helmet and standing next to a flourescent green crotch rocket.
Dude 1: (to me) Hey, do you like this bike?
Me: Not particularly
Dude 1: What kind of bike would impress you?
Me: To be honest, my parents ride motorcycles, so it really doesn’t do a thing for me
Dude 1: What would impress you, then?
Dude 3 (in the helmet): How about leaving her alone?
Me: Good call
(Dude 2 never spoke)
Boys are dumb.