Setting: Shopping at Giant Flagship with co-worker Stasha, poring over a table of fitted dress shirts. Skinny Corporate Wannabe comes gliding by while talking on her cell phone in her best Valley Girl:
Skinny Corporate Wannabe: “That could make you, like, SO powerful!”
Stasha: Clearly she’s talking about spinach. What else could it be?
Setting: Park near Chloe’s house, Dad and Chloe walking together in the grass.
Chloe: Hey, Papa
Papa: Yes, sweetie?
Chloe: Did you know that elephants are sometimes called pachyderms?