Chloe: Auntie Tiffy, your tummy looks like the bottom of a snowman. That’s because you’re kinda fat.
Chloe (regarding her preschool “boyfriend” Gage): We accidentally kissed each other during center time. But we’re not supposed to do that because we could give each other germs and friends don’t give each other germs.
Chloe (when I suggested that [...]
Auntie Tiffy's Rants & Ruminations
hiring/training manager, opinionated ranter, vocational spelunker, obsessed auntie
