When I don my cape (or capelet, as the case may be) I shall right all fashion wrongs. Pleated pants – no more! Flat-fronts for everyone! Low-rise jeans, be gone! No more shall we suffer under the tyranny of the skinny jean, for this is the denim that flatters them all! You may step on to MUNI a Fashion Catastrophe but you shall exit the train a vision in tasteful neutrals, pops of color, killer accessories and the world’s most fabulous shoes. For I am….THE FASHION AVENGER. (Capelet included)
